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madeupmonkeyshit:

Bae: wanna get something to eat?

Me: I’m broke shawd

Bae: it’s okay I got you

Me:

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thepredatorblog:

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
wandered-unicorn:

♡
porngifs4days:

Best porn blog out there :D

walkingdeadamc:

The Walking Dead returns this Sunday, 9|8c on AMC. 

blastortoise:

listening to lana del rey makes me want to buy a giant fur coat and sit in a really fancy chair in front of a fire place while holding a cigarette in one of those long cigarette holder things sipping on a glass of red wine with my legs crossed

(Source: jizeru-jueru)

When a friend types BRB.

sodamnrelatable:

The first 10 minutes:

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An hour:

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Three hours:

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“Are you fucking kidding me?!”

Then they suddenly go offline

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more relatable?

wereallalittle-mad:

zazzybuttcheeks:

plur-panda:





aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday yo


this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday

GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY

deprincessed:

shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack